Day in the life of Kona
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Hola. Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Egg Hunt fail. I wasn’t quick enough. HAPPY EASTER!
Meet my best friend, Cooper. He lives next door. He usually knocks on the door if he wants to play. But usually he runs into my house when my mom gets home from work.
I got mommy a ticket
we just picked up uncle Mike from the airport and we were on our way to drop him off to the Marines base, then a bike cop stopped us on the freeway. Mommy was really confused why because she wasnt speeding, but he said i wasnt allowed to sit on her lap. she said she was “pissed,” not sure what that means, but i know she was really mad. i always ride on her lap and am super sad i have to sit back here now. boooooo :(
sooo THAT’s why I have to sit on the passenger seat!!! Makes sense. I guess I have to stop whining when I’m going for a ride.
Sorry this had to happen to you Auntie Veronica!
Because of my bitchfit episode last week, my mom made me go to the Vet. She said I can potentially get pink eye. Who’s going to notice?? You can’t even see the whites of my eyes!
P.S. I think I’m magazine cover material. Bark Magazine, where you at???
Why do I look so pissed?
- Grandma just gave me a shower. -___-
Why did she give me a shower?
- I had a bitchfit (when I rub the sides of my face on the floor) into my own poo, I mean… its MY poo, I can bitchfit in it if I want!
I wonder whats for dinner, I’m at grandma’s house… you know what that means! Im off of that science diet n’ kibbles shiiii, bring on the the rice & bones!
How MOmma became my MOmma.
My Auntie Preez’ brother didn’t want me anymore. (Sad, ain’t it?) Then Auntie Stank, at the time wanted to be my mommy and called me Louie V. That lasted a couple of days, not even a week. She was too busy with Dance and work. No time for Louie V Kona. So, Auntie Preez sent out an email and my MOmma claimed me right away. I love her and I love my daddy. And I love my Grandma. And I love my Grandpa. And I love Leah. And sometimes I love Vegas. and I love Uncle Sonny, even though he sounds like he’s mad at me all the time.
The End.
-Kona(lani) Justin Bobby Bear Monroyo-Lam
Looks like they are planning another trip. That means I get to go to Grandma’s house!!!!
Went to the Barber Shop (aka Groomers) and got some manscaping done and a paw-dicure. Gotta stay fly for the bitches!
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